I, in common with the majority of the developed world, accrue more than my fair share of spam. Most of it slips under the radar in terms of literary merit needless to say, but now and then one plops into the inbox that demands greater scrutiny on the slow march to the recycle bin. These are they:
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- Watch this horse spunk on her (5/9/03)
- Bogong (12/11/03)
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- Meliorate your spermatozoan amount & character (15/12/04)
- Pliant and soluble lozenges for serious humans (7/01/05)
- Snakes ARE cocks (24/02/05)
- Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish it had shot out? (22/6/05)
- No-body beats them earthworm (30/6/05)
- Give your partner new feelings while have a sex - Major Bermudez (19/1/09)
The strap says it all for most of them of course, except Bogong. I have no idea what that was peddling. I wish now I'd looked.
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The upshot of which was she wanted me to buy a Rolex watch.